Hello everyone, this is something that I grabbed on the internet and qujite cool if we can share together...
1. Tower - Be advised dead sheep next to the runway
Pilot - Roger, will advise our catering.
2. Landing aircraft at Korea on spotting the new fluorescent pink windsock,
"Nice windsock - where did you get it - From Nike store?"
3. Japan113, standby for an immediate descent!"
4. Iraqi Air Force is making approach to airfield:
APPROACH : IRAQI AIR, descend altitude 2,000 feet, QNH 1009"
IRAQI AIR : "Errr, request that in inches please Sir?"
APPROACH : IRAQI AIR, descend altitude 24,000 inches, QNH 1009"