Hello everyone, this is something that I grabbed on the internet and qujite cool if we can share together...

1.   Tower - Be advised dead sheep next to the runway
      Pilot    - Roger, will advise our catering.

2.   Landing aircraft at Korea on spotting the new fluorescent pink windsock,
      "Nice windsock - where did you get it - From Nike store?"

3.   Japan113, standby for an immediate descent!"

4.   Iraqi Air Force is  making approach to airfield:

      APPROACH : IRAQI AIR, descend altitude 2,000 feet, QNH 1009"
      IRAQI AIR    :  "Errr, request that in inches please Sir?"
      APPROACH :  IRAQI AIR, descend altitude 24,000 inches, QNH 1009"